goosed

“Pillow Talk”
November 20th, 2014

“Divided We Make Pee Smell”
May 10th, 2012

“This joke is full of holes.”
April 23rd, 2012

“Concentration”
April 25th, 2010

“Lottle infrontoby.”
April 14th, 2010

“The Calling”
February 3rd, 2010

chips

“You can’t have both.”
November 19th, 2009

gordy

“Seedy neighborhood”
October 19th, 2009

afoot

“Can’t see the forest for the feet.”
October 17th, 2009

canopic

“No further appointments.”
October 16th, 2009

peelings

“Share your peelings”
October 4th, 2009

blinddate

“Love is blind.”
September 24th, 2009

supermarketsweep

“Succumbing to Get You”
September 23rd, 2009

chooseyourown

“Choose Your Own #33”
September 20th, 2009

marts

“I don’t mean to burst your bubble.”
September 18th, 2009

hey

“Hehe”
September 17th, 2009

boot-call

“Boot Call”
September 10th, 2009

dam

“Leave it to beavers”
September 9th, 2009

farewell

“In all earnestness…”
September 6th, 2009

bingo

“On the dot.”
September 3rd, 2009

facewash

“Feel the burn”
August 28th, 2009

chrism

“It’s Beginning to Smell a lot like Chrism”
August 25th, 2009

mean

“Over the median”
August 23rd, 2009

digger

“Deez hand plows”
August 22nd, 2009

handily

“Let’s give him a hand”
August 21st, 2009

bobbingforbarf

“Choose Your Own #32”
August 20th, 2009

grandmasquish

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 12”
August 19th, 2009

notpeckable

“It’s a stretch…”
August 18th, 2009

boomerang

“Right back atcha”
August 17th, 2009

tobecontinued

“BRB”
August 5th, 2009

chooseyourown

“Choose Your Own #31”
July 31st, 2009

skeet

“Cheney family picnic.”
July 30th, 2009

chopsticks

“Chewing is up to you.”
July 29th, 2009

milkduds

“Rich with milk.”
July 28th, 2009

cintus-suprimus

“Maybe it was an iguana.”
July 27th, 2009

pilates

“Answerest thou nothing?”
July 24th, 2009

trunk

“She doesn’t lean.”
July 23rd, 2009

eileen

“She sure does.”
July 22nd, 2009

apost

“The Opposition”
July 20th, 2009

mustard

“That’s a spicy waffle.”
July 19th, 2009

rocketsurgery

“Easy as pie, which is actually really easy.”
July 18th, 2009

charlie-grandma-10

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 11”
July 17th, 2009

charlie-grandma-9

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 10”
July 16th, 2009

charlie-grandma-8

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 9”
July 15th, 2009

charlie-grandma-7

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 8”
July 14th, 2009

“Adventures of Charlie & Grandma 7”
July 13th, 2009

chooseyourown

“Choose Your Own #30”
July 10th, 2009

ass

“He’s such an ass.”
July 9th, 2009

experiment

“Women and children first.”
July 8th, 2009

eyeofthebeholden

““I see!” Said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.”
July 7th, 2009

fixthem

“Is your child a little angle?”
July 6th, 2009

eggfoolyoung

“I’m allergic to bees.”
July 3rd, 2009

dasani

“Cooling refreshing beverage.”
July 2nd, 2009

kermie

“Where we’re going, we don’t need cups.”
July 1st, 2009

chooseyourpwn

Fun fact: this was drawn by some kid in the 1800’s!

“Yes OCAN. (Choose Your Own #29)”
June 30th, 2009

achu

“Blessings”
June 29th, 2009

honey

“Honey Nut Depressios”
June 27th, 2009

occidentally

“Disoriented”
June 26th, 2009

milkofamnesia

“Animal beverages”
June 25th, 2009

fixies

“Don’t be so velodromatic.”
June 24th, 2009

cantholdit

“He can hold it.”
June 23rd, 2009

notoneofus

“Great Grandparents”
June 22nd, 2009

eats

“Everybody Eats!”
June 18th, 2009

hecalledtheshitpoop

“Putridas Towers”
June 17th, 2009

ohbaby

“He’s coming. He’s coming. He’s coming.”
June 16th, 2009

Spare No Expense

“Spared No Expense”
June 15th, 2009

lordelrond

“You shall not pass.”
June 12th, 2009

skirt

“Mr. Peters’ Bad Decision”
June 11th, 2009

wearewatchingyou

“Alive”
June 10th, 2009

dreyfussopus

“Stand-up comedian.”
June 9th, 2009

goodmorning

“The hills are alive with the sound of screaming.”
June 8th, 2009

vincenttwicevincenttwice

“I have a doctor friend who could help you.”
June 7th, 2009

bull

“Have a cow.”
June 4th, 2009

chewsyourown

“Choose Your Own #28”
June 3rd, 2009

bighand

“Bigfoot’s cousin.”
June 2nd, 2009

cpk

“See? PR.”
June 1st, 2009

stiff

“Lice check on prune juice, Bob.”
May 27th, 2009

beginningofthebeguine

“Assaults and batteries not included.”
May 26th, 2009

manatee

“Hugh”
May 25th, 2009

youcanrun

“Joe Tortoise”
May 24th, 2009

theplotthickens

“I drink your milkshake.”
May 19th, 2009

sucks

“Low pressure system.”
May 18th, 2009

laserbunny

“Prey”
May 16th, 2009

isthisnermal

“Totally normal.”
May 15th, 2009

like-a-big-turkey

“Big turkeys.”
May 14th, 2009

whatshappening

“Choose Your Own #27”
May 12th, 2009

tropical-storm

“You might fall and break your FEMA.”
May 11th, 2009

whichisbest

“Separate, and not equal.”
May 10th, 2009

outofthecloset

“On coming out of the closet.”
May 9th, 2009

cockapoo

“Cockapoo will do.”
May 8th, 2009

notraisins

“Those weren’t raisins.”
May 7th, 2009

kittykitty

“Animals do not make good pets.”
May 6th, 2009

minotaurtwo

“It’ll take a minotaur too.”
May 5th, 2009

doingitwrong

“Leap Dud”
May 4th, 2009

sandwichofbliss

“OMG SO DELICIOUS”
May 3rd, 2009

chooseyourown1923765

“Choose Your Own #26”
April 29th, 2009

yeswepants

“Is that change in your pants…?”
April 26th, 2009

ham

“She would like a quesadilla, though.”
April 24th, 2009

wag-off

“I’m being tailed.”
April 22nd, 2009

spittingimage

“You remind me of myself.”
April 18th, 2009